July 30, 2020

An Hour In The Queue
I just lost track of time really.

0:15 – Sour Revenge
Bronze Whelpling, Vengeful Porcupette, Fungal Abomination
vs. Pandaren Water Spirit, Pandaren Earth Spirit, Laughing Stonekin
I think there were some stuns somewhere in there.

5:40 – Nimdarkness
Baoh-Xi, Twilight, Frostfur Rat
vs. Fungal Abomination, Ghastly Kid, Pandaren Water Spirit
I hope this was just a coincidence and they didn’t think that the big fungus was the reason they lost the last battle.

9:45 – Don’t Kite Me Bro
Tuskar Kite, Infested Squirrel, NFD
vs. Anomalus, Anomalus, Infernal Pyreclaw
Of course I run into this team without my dragon, and with a Tuskar Kite.

13:15 – Sour Revenge
Bronze Whelpling, Vengeful Porcupette, Fungal Abomination
vs. Widget The Departed, Teeny Titan Orb, Dread Hatchling
I think I started playing bad at some point, might have been here. Besides getting the start time I usually don’t go back and watch, so you tell me.

19:20 – No Grass On My Ass
Fozling, Vengeful Porcupette, Bronze Whelpling
vs. Widget The Departed, Teeny Titan Orb, Dread Hatchling
Why yes, Fozling, I was looking at your butt.

25:20 – Wickedness Returns
Wicked Soul, Forest Sproutling, Muck Slug
vs. Death Adder Hatchling, Zandalari Anklerender, Bonkers
When YOLOing your Haunt into a DAH on round one goes wrong.

31:55 – Disco’s Destroyers
Spirit Crab, Scalded Basilisk Hatchling, Mongoose Pup
vs. Tiny Snowman, Winter’s Little Helper, Mr. Bigglesworth
I was complaining about the tactic but I admit I’ve put a wall up and passed before. Oh by the way, have I ever told you about the Mongoose Pup?

37:15 – Desperately Seeking Carry
Imperial Eagle Chick, Macabre Marionette, Puddle Terror
vs. Tinytron, Tinytron, Tinytron
Not the scummiest scumbag from Scumtown team, there’s worse for sure, but facing triple Tinytron is as annoying as hell.

44:30 – Bandwagon Billy
Inky, Void Shardling, Autumnal Sproutling
vs. Dark Phoenix Hatchling, Stormstruck Beaver, Corefire Imp
Inky will now be known as “Inky The Soloer”.

48:20 – No Porc On The Orc
Fozling, Mountain Panda, Bronze Whelpling
vs. TCS, Qiraji Guardling, Hermit Crab
My work here is done. I was pretty lucky though.