I feel like a challenge.
Battle 1: Acorn Berserkers
Grizzly Squirrel, Rabid Nut Varmint 5000, Infected Squirrel
vs. Anubisath Idol, Toxic Wasteling, Vengeful Porcupette
I was going to go on a tirade about the smelly dog face but there are currently too many pets out there more deserving of venomous words, like the Ore Griefer and the Teroclaw Griefling (haven’t you figured out that anyone who uses pets that I don’t approve of is a griefer). Still, it was demoralizing to see the sandstorm go up. My opponent made a bad call by keeping the idol in for the RNV 5000, the pet that had the best chance of taking out quickly with Metal Fist and Rabid Strike. That allowed me to get rid of the idol quicker than I should have. Unfortunately I still lost. I had to face the Vengeful Porcupette for one round with my undead squirrel; Flank triple hit for around 900 damage which sealed my fate.
Battle 2: The Great Rend Hope
Mechanical Scorpid, Ravager Hatchling, Gooey Sha-ling
vs. Anubisath Idol, Chrominius, Kun-Lai Runt
Crap, another idol. This time I had Black Claw to help me and help me it did: Death and Decay hit for 126 damage through the sandstorm while Black Claw was up. The KLR didn’t have the standard move set, instead it had Rampage and Thrash. At the end of the battle I got to use Rend and Black Claw together as I hoped. It wasn’t all that exciting.