The Quick Three
Battle 1: Croak And Poke
Lifelike Toad, Swamp Croaker, Spirit Crab
vs. Death Adder Hatchling, Unborn Val’kyr, Lil’ Bling
The P/P snake started against my Swamp Croaker and tried to blinded on round one. No problem, I cast Bubble and got a Swarm Of Flies up before swapping to my crab. By the time the crab was done killing the snake it still had a significant amount of hp. Lil’ Bling helped me to make what may have been an intense battle a faceroll by casting Inflation while Shell Shield was up. Thanks for the free turns, pal. After Lil’ Bling died to the Swamp Croaker the full health valk ran away. That’s always nice to watch.
Battle 2: Genghis Crate
Creepy Crate, Yu’la, Spirit Crab
vs. Unborn Val’kyr, Xu-Fu, Scourged Whelpling
Sigh, have I mentioned how much Unborn Val’kyrs disgust me today? So boring. Yu’la did her job in the beginning by setting up Celestial Blessing for the Creepy Crate. She took a big Darkness hit from the Scourged Whelpling but got a lot of health back from the Life Exchange (which is not diminished by Darkness in case you were wondering). Death Grip was extremely handy against all of these slow pets. The Creepy Crate finished off the Scourged Whelpling and Xu-Fu, leaving my opponent with a 400 health valk. The second valk to run in as many battles. I must be doing something right tonight.
Battle 3: Toadalicious
Lifelike Toad, Yu’la, Fledgling Buzzard
vs. Unborn Val’kyr, Darkmoon Tonk, Sunreaver Micro-Sentry
I seriously want to curse at and shake these people. THERE’S MORE TO PET BATTLES THAN THE UN@*$!INGBORN VALKYR. Yes I’m raging, and not because I lost but because it’s days like this that make we want to take a long, long break until WoD. Even then, unless Haunt is changed there will still probably be just as many around. This was a battle of a few hp. Both mechs survived before Failsafe with barely any hp, the Sunreaver with only 6. That 6 hp meant my Fledgling Buzzard couldn’t take it out on the last round so my bird took a strong laser to the face. Luckily I’m only doing three battles tonight or my rage might turn into snakes and Warbots, which sounds like a weird version of Chutes and Ladders if you ask me.